obama gang or die
sweetie you’ll love this movie there are hippies in it
my dad

DUD E I JUST WANT TO EAT MEXICAN RICE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

What you said: I'm a Vegan.
What they think you said: Hi, I eat nothing. So, please help me by sharing your opinion on why I need to eat animals products before I develop a nutritional deficiency.
Idioms that make Vegans Cringe:

youknowyouareaveganwhen:

  • I have other fish to fry 
  • I’m so hungry I could eat a horse
  • Not enough room to swing a cat
  • Break the back of the beast
  • kill two birds with one stone
  • cold turkey
  • take the bull by the horns
  • let the cat out of the bag
  • eat crow
  • a dead duck
  • have a frog in one’s throat
  • a wild goose chase
  • beat a dead horse
  • tastes like chicken

w….what

they’re….IDIOMS 

ugh kelly is so fierce and independent ily baby

but nph ok i’m WATCHING THE SMURFS NOTHING CAN STOP ME

don't watch the smurfs. my friend made me and then my heart died okay
Anonymous

omg is it sad dkjlfsakjdfsa

i’m going to k ill myself or watch the smurfs idk whichever one is easier 

somebody already hoarded obamagangordie sobs and kills self